Reporting on the latest coping mechanisms for the modern office worker
It worked ten minutes ago. The client is watching.
Sixty excuses, ranked from "plausible" to "the office dog", all tested in production by people who no longer work here.
The advanced curriculum. Read aloud with conviction. Bill accordingly.
Sixty real sentences from real meetings, each one illustrated so you can show the picture to the person who said it.
Your therapist can only do so much. This book does the rest.
Sixty affirmations for people who have circled back so many times they are now a circle. Open anywhere. Exhale slowly.
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House author. Whereabouts unknown, probably on mute.
Burned out across multiple professions, time zones and reporting structures. After 10+ years of setting boundaries too late, Bernie arrived at one insight: writing is cheaper than therapy.
Nobody at the Press has met Bernie. The manuscripts arrive on time, which is itself suspicious.
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